Wdo you tell them??

I have a pretty tight nit group of friends who get the chance to do a lot of fun things together. But, we recently we have had an intruder and no one knows what to do about it!

How do you tell your friend that everyone hates their new girlfriend?

I'm sure this question has come up in many different friend circles around the country, but does anyone know what exactly to do about it? They seem kind of happy when they are together, when she is not complaining about everything that is. And, it's been a long time since my friend has had a girl in his life... but I want him to be happy! He deserves a nice girl and frankly I, as his friend, deserve it too right?

We have come up with many scenarios in which to do it... Our current favorite involves a tiki torch, a cup, and the words "the tribe has spoken" but I'm sure there is a better way! The thing we are most afraid of is talking to him about it and having it backfire, what would we do then? We want the best for him, but she's just not it! Suggestions anyone?